We truly must live in a TV show or a sitcom! We were all going about our daily work, when Robert saw one of our neighbor’s wallet fall out of his pocket. Not wanting to go outside by himself he asked Jonathan to go and return the wallet. Of course Jonathan went out, and returned the wallet, but really, what are the odds. Somehow Robert saw a wallet fall out a mans pocket across the street, through a window.
Category: Stupid
Grade A!
So the other day Mom saw Jonathan siting at his desk scribbling on a piece paper. When she asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to figure out what grade he got in one of his classes. So Mom asked him the percentages were, and he said 95.84, 97.21, 97.21, 93.22, 98.43, 99.49, 82.13, and 92.72. Yeah… Mom told him an A is an A no matter how you add it.
My Pet Peeve
I have a lot of pet peeves actually. This is probably because I have so few actual problems I invent problems for myself from stupid trivial things. For example why does it bug me when people call comics cartoons or vice versa? I don’t know. (In my mind comics are still pictures while cartoons are animated). Other pet peeves include pj’s instead of pajamas, p b and j instead of peanut butter and jelly (pretty much any acronym with a “p” and a “j”), and calling ATM’s ATM machines (you know that would make it an automatic teller machine machine right?).
Yes I let a lot of pointless things bother me, but one of my bigger pet peeves is station id’s that brag about commercial free music. I know theirs a small difference, but it always feels like I’m listening to a commercial about how that station doesn’t have commercials!
Strange Quote of the Week
So, Yesterday while I was working on cleaning my room, suddenly I heard Jonathan say, “Trapped in the bathroom forever. There are worse ways to go.” I’m not sure why he said it, or if what he said makes any sense in context, but either way I think that goes on the list of strange things I thought I would never hear.
Thought of the Day
I was just wondering, why do fans have three settings? I mean I like options too, but I only ever use the high setting. I’ll bet most people never use the other settings either, because really who gets a fan and thinks, “I only want just a little breeze.”
Or even more unlikely, “If only I could have a medium bit of wind.”
Not that I really care, it’s the fan makers decision. If they want three settings, good for them, it just seems excessive.
My Phone Really Hates Me
So I recently told you guys about that time I thought I lost my Phone and blamed it on my Jacket pockets. I was wrong my pockets were innocent, it turns out my phone hates me. It keeps dropping Mom’s calls or going straight to voicemail and when I finally got through to Mom it sounded like she was abducted by aliens. The worst part was when I tried to text mom thank you I ended up with “thighight” which isn’t even a word. Then instead of deleting this my phone sent it any way so from this point on my phone and I are at war.
Bad Browser Blues
I know Internet Explorer receives a lot of bad press, but it’s my favorite browser. I like it’s features best, it’s simpler, square look, and it has all of my favorites saved. But recently I’ve been having a lot of problems using WordPress. I couldn’t update the theme, I couldn’t access different parts of the dashboard, but the real kicker came when my dashboard wouldn’t load at all. Finally I realized this wasn’t WordPress’ fault it was my browser. IE doesn’t support WordPress anymore! Man am I sheepish…and I need a new browser.
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Parenting
“We do not run in the house, and use the footstool as a diving board to get on the sofa!” Veronica may have been feeling a little rambunctious this morning. Yep, that’s just another one of the weird things Mom never thought she’d have to say as a parent. It’s almost as bad as the time when the older boys were little, and she had to make a rule about keeping your forks below your head while you eat. Or the time she had to tell Nicholas, (and he was a lot younger at the time, but still) not to drop cars on Stephen’s head. Who thinks that’s a good idea in the first place!
It’s Finally Here!
Happy Friday the 13th! I know you might not be as excited as I am, but for me this is like winning a raffle. It’s finally happened! The fabled day of bad luck and disaster!
Every Friday the 13th is like a holiday for me. No I don’t get presents or the day off school (I’m actually at school right now). I don’t even eat anything special, it’s more like the little holidays, like president day or boxing day, that don’t have any real traditions and don’t do anything, but look good on a calendar.