Because what the world really needs a is poem about math, because then everyone can hate it!
Arcosine undoes cosine Secant is the reciprocal of Sine y= ax^2 + bx +c is a parabola but y = mx +b is a line An "x" tells you when to multiply So does a dot, I don't know why I'd tell you about parenthesis but I think you'd probably cry log is a function, "e" a number pi is two, it's really a bummer it's 3.1415926535897932384624338 as well as 180 is there anything dumber? When writing an equation orders necessary x before y, y before z but w comes last that makes no sense to me. it all seems so paradoxical because math is supposed to be logical!
In case your wondering, yes, I wrote this for school.