We’re Really NOT Gremlins

For Mother’s Day we gave Mom four multicolored nonstick pans, an avocado corer/slicer, a cake cook book, and a tool that will cut vegetables, such as cucumbers, into noodle like threads.  Whenever we tell anyone what we got Mom they always look at us as if we’re evil gremlins who hate our mother.  This is frankly not fair.  We really do love our mother.  It’s just that she only ever wants kitchen tools, and we don’t mind getting them.  We like to eat.