I love you as much as water loves the sun,
I love you as much as old men love to run,
I love you as much as a baby not eating,
I love you as much as a baby when teething,
I love you as much as cats love dogs,
I love you as much as people love hogs,
In short, I hate you.
Never speak to me again,
At least until I am one-hundred and ten.
A poem for someone who won’t leave you alone.
